The Official
Mourinho Excuse Generator
Lost a match? Don’t worry. There’s always a reason.
Your excuse will appear here. It will be bulletproof.
Airtight in 4 leagues and 6 countries. Referee not included.
Professionally pre-generated excuses
- The referee had a personal vendetta and still we were the better team. Somehow.
- The ball boys killed the spectacle — I prefer not to speak about it.
- The ozone layer was clearly against us so technically the 0-3 is a moral victory.