Essential tool · free forever

The Official
Mourinho Excuse Generator

Lost a match? Don’t worry. There’s always a reason.

Your excuse will appear here. It will be bulletproof.

Airtight in 4 leagues and 6 countries. Referee not included.

Professionally pre-generated excuses

  • The referee had a personal vendetta and still we were the better team. Somehow.
  • The ball boys killed the spectacle — I prefer not to speak about it.
  • The ozone layer was clearly against us so technically the 0-3 is a moral victory.