Press conference poetry

Classic Mourinho Wisdom

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“I am a Special One.”
— First press conference, Chelsea, 2004
“Respect, respect, respect.”
— After losing 3-0. To the room. Slowly.
“I prefer not to speak.”
— Spoke for 14 more minutes
“If I speak, I am in big trouble.”
— Spoke. Big trouble. Zero regrets.
“Parking the bus? I call it tactical maturity.”
— Every away game ever
“The players celebrated like they won the World Cup. It shows the size of the club.”
— After a 1-1 draw against his own reserves
“I have won 25 and a half trophies.”
— Nobody knows what the half is
“Football heritage is not in the fridge.”
— Nobody ever said it was
“I am not the kind of guy who cries in the shower. I cry in press conferences.”
— Rome, probably
“Gennaro Gattuso has the aggression of a chihuahua.”
— Respect, respect, respect
“Omelette and eggs. To make an omelette you need eggs. No eggs, no omelette.”
— Explaining transfers, allegedly
“It was a penalty and a red card. Like in rugby.”
— About football