Trophy Cabinet
Every trophy, sorted by how real it is.
Actually Real
- 2× Champions League (yes, real)
- 3× Premier League
- 2× Serie A
- 1× La Liga
- 1× UEFA Cup / Europa League ×2
Moral Trophies
- 17× "We were the better team"
- 23× "The referee killed us"
- 9× "If I speak, big trouble"
- ∞× "Respect, respect, respect"
Pending Delivery
- The one UEFA stole from us
- The one the pitch stole from us
- The one VAR stole from us
- The one the fridge (no heritage) stole from us
* The cabinet is checked daily. Nothing has arrived lately. The courier is blamed.